Summer Is Stoopid HOT! These Saving Nola Maxi + Halter Dresses Keep You COOOL.

Biting Yourself is Stupid; This SavingNola BoyFriend Tank Is NOT.

mademoiselle: KGB

accouterment: SavingNola Boyfriend Muscle Tank

+: ChanLuu Wrap Bracelets, Juicy Charm Bracelet, Grammy’s Rings + Snake Ring by Noir, Neon Green TieDye bandeau by American Apparel, Kristin Khale skinny belt, stunning blue eyes by mom and dad.

deets: call it dirty or call it strictly hipster - i didn’t take this tank off for two days.  made of the perfect silk and cotton blend, it literally falls exactly how it’s ‘spossed to.  this night included: 1. band’s record release party B. good friends wedding party iii. girl’s dj set quatre. all of the above + the answer is…my boyfriend muscle tank was the perfect relationship for moi.  merci!

$: 68.00

it drapes like yo’ momma’s curtains.

aaaaand it even makes a stoopid hat dance look good.

$: 68.00

come.

buy.

love.

kategracebauer:

BathroomPortraitureModi

i dig this outfit a whole lot.  leah got this dress at the Melrose Trade Post (hipster word(s) for flea market) and we had our amazing seamstress take it in and up…but not too much.

paired with a patent leather skinnie belt + a comb-over - i was all set…to take a picture of myself in the bathroom of Palate.

She digs our clothes.

Long Days are Stu⋅pid, Lucky You: V-e-r-s-i-t-i-l-e is Nibatti’s Middle Name

mademoiselle(s):Kristy + KGB

accouterment: Nibatti Green SIlk BalloonSleeveTuniDress

+: rings(gifts), necklaces(custom/ebay), earrings (Magana), oh my!  

deets: silk. belt. v-neck. balloon sleeves.  what more could you ask for.  there has never been a day-to-night dress so seamlessly executed.  literally, wear it to work, paired with flats and feel comfortable in your meetings.  ”What?  Dinner at Jacquimo’s at 9?  I’ll be there at 8:55.” Heels and a necklace. Done. And. Done.

$: 145.00 

day

in

to

night.

“Can I get you a cocktail to start with?”

“I’ll have the KirRoyal and  a side of fabulous…oh, wait, that’s me.”

xo

Stu⋅pid Boyfriend, I Silk-Flowered Your Old Tee

mademoiselle: kgb

accouterment: Leah’sSilkFlowerBoyfriendTee

+: CustomNecklaces by SteveOurJeweler

deets: fine cotton loose-fitting boyfriend shirt with intricate yet blooming silk flowers.  Spring has sprung.  

$: 68.00

It’s the perfect top to throw on when you just need that little “umph” without having to try.

plus:

black and grey

“No hanging off the chandelier! What, were you raised in the FrenchQuarter?!”

Whatchu lookin’ at?

Uhh, you, in that hot shirt.

Spring’s called, he’s ready for a date, and he’ll bring (silk)flowers.

xo

Cushnie et Ochs

Stu⋅pid Disco, Your Music May Expire But Your Dresses Don’t

mademoiselle: Kristy B.

accouterment: Leah’s Disco Dress

+: her own fabulous necklaces, Ebay

deets: sparkly cotton, lycra, silk blend.  kimono-esque sleeves are perfect for all your little secrets.

$: 220.00

throw it on, get yourself out, and disco down: Voulez-vous danser avec moi….

plus:

DiscoDress has its cupcake + eats it too.

She’s A Brickkk Houuse.

DiscoDress shines @ BDay Parties.

…ce soir ?

xo

Stu⋅pid Sugar, KAiN is For Grown-Ups

mademoiselle: Miss Model

accouterment: KAiN Tee - specifically, Grey KAiN Tank

+: her own bracelets

deets: silk blend.  KAiN is the perfect worn-in, high-end Tee.  Keep it simple.  Word.

$: 85.00-90.00

more faves:

indigo KAiN

dressy KAiN

holiday KAiN

pair with: leggings, jeans, shorts, boots, you name it - it completes your wardrobe, you fashionista, you.

xo

Bubbly Makes You Stu⋅pid

mademoiselle: Kristy

accouterment: Leah’s Bubble Dress

+: Kristy’s own favorite charm necklace (EBay)

+: JackRabbit Black Leather Gold Buckle Waist Belt

superlative for: when you want to be sexy, comfy and covered.  it’s thoughtless and thoughtful all in one place.

deets: silk (elastic on the bottom, too) tube dress

$: 210.00

the boys’ll pretend to BBM

it’ll make you smirk.

…and want to stand on railings.

full set: click!

xo

LADirect Magazine: Event Page

Our Grand Opening was absolutely fabulous.  Here, we model(ed) a perfect cross-section of our fabulous inventory.  

Allie in Nibatti

Leah in Meghan

+

Kate in Leah

Here’s the scoop:

Stupid Haute is the brain-child of sisters Leah and Kate Bauer.  Well, mostly Leah, with a pinch of KGB.  Inspired by our own anomalous lifestyle(s), Stupid Haute is our way of bringing the entertaining, convivial and enthusiastic scenes we live, to you, our first-class friends.

Through DecaturLA, the Socially Conscious Shopping experience (the boutique environment based in Studio City, California-owned by high-schoolmates Leah Bauer + Allie Pierson) we come to you as a savior-faire lifestyle template.  Through contributions to our society as a whole, we believe that giving back is the only way to move forward.

Here, we’ll post our picks of the day, week and month(s).  

Monthly: we’ll notify you, our friends and guests, of the charity/social-cause we are collectively donating to.

Surely you will enjoy this with us.  Clicking on the click-through links will allow you to intimately participate in this lifestyle, as they will send you directly to a PayPal page in which you have the ability to purchase said item.  But don’t worry: there’s not too much to go around.  *Expression of one’s character is highly regarded, and should be definitive.  Word.  

Please let us know if there’s anything you’d really really love to see.  And we’ll try and make all your dreams come true.  

Cause really: it’s all about y-o-u.  And we heart you.

xo